Jesus, The
a s-xual position in which the male stands behind the female, firmly holds her wrists, penetrates her from behind, and lifts her up, using the motion of his hips to pull out and push in. two women can use a strap-on d-ld- to accomplish this.
extreme caution should be exercised to avoid unwanted -n-l penetration.
both heteros-xual and h-m-s-xual couples can use this for -n-l s-x if they have adequately prepared for the experience and applied sufficient lubrication.
this position has little use other than for novelty or comedy value and should not be sprung upon your partner without advance warning.
man: “hey, want to try ‘the jesus’ to spice up our s-x life?”
woman: “sure, how does that go?”
man: “here, let me show you”
(penetrates her, lifts here up, and begins humping with her feet several inches off the ground)
woman: “oh jesus, i think you just dislocated both of my shoulders”
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