Jesus Train


a nickname for a friend who is somewhat religious(or at least pretends to be) and you play basketball with. mainly used at summer bible camps and church leagues. this person is usually a ball hog. his 2 moves are run down the lane, charging in similar to a train. or throwing it up from half court. this person is a real b-mmer to even be around.
josh: “here he comes again!”
chris: “he never p-sses the ball, and gets blocked every time.”
dustin: “i really hate him.”
chris: “don’t invite jesus train to play ball ever again.”

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