jesus wafer


the thin, brittle slice of “bread” that p-sses for the body of christ during communion. it is, of course, washed down with a swig of jesus juice.
gregg: why are you awake now? you were hammered last night.
doug: dude, i’m getting dragged to church.
gregg: oh, lame.
doug: it’s cool. i can sp-ce out until they serve the jesus wafers. they always help my hangover.

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