Jesusaur
the mythical jesusaur is an ancient creature that walked with the first forms of life on earth including the dinosaurs for millions of years. at year 0, it took on the form of jesus christ the human born to a virgin. folklore states the jesus/jesusaur died for our sins on the cross and has some sort of relation to g-d.
the jesusaur that walked the earth millions of years ago proves that some form of jesus has always been on earth. the jesusaur also proves science to be incorrect.
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