jesushole
defines a virgin v-g-n-, possessed by a female that engages in oral and/or -n-l s-x.
after giving him a bl-wj-b, diane told billy that he could do anything, he just couldn’t put it in the jesushole.
1. the hole in jesus’ side or hand when used for s-xual pleasure. see crucif-ck.
2. texas governor rick perry’s nickname for his prison wallet.
rick santorum was so h-rny he was obsessed with getting him some jesus hole (a crucif-ck). unfortunately, jesus had been mia for 2000 years and santorum had to go off to the bathhouse for some p-ssy on a stick. having left his mormon panty liners at home he left with a mormon trail of santorum in his mormon underwear.
the act of piercing the torso and inserting the p-n-s in the crevice.
man “dude why did you mum go to hospital?”
man “she got a jesus hole from her closet lover”
due to the christian restriction on extra-marital s-x, the jesus hole is a synonym for a v-g-n-.
guy: i’m gonna f-ck your jesus hole real good.
girl: no way, we’re not married, put it in my p–per instead.
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