jesusing
when a male and a female engage in intercourse and the man pulls out of her b-tthole and exclaims “i wash my hands of this !” he then un sheaths his long sword and cuts a two inch hole in her side. he then c-ms vigorously onto her internal organs
me and becky were jesusing so hard last night she had to go get her lungs st-tched!
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the act of putting out your arms as if like jesus on the cross can be done like planking where a photo is taken in a certain spot
jesusing. kind of like planking only alot cooler
the act of building something (most commonly) furniture or carpentry without the use of power tools.
guy 1: d-mn my hands hurt!
guy 2: why?
guy 1: cause i have been jesusing this desk all day!
a s-xual act which requires 4 seperate parties (usually consensual) including 1 well endowed male and 4 females (hot) where the man lies on his back as if on a crucifix, while the 4 females are positioned on: finger of right hand, finger of left hand, face and p-n-s.
apparently last night huw got 4 girls drunk and endulged in a session of jesusing with them . . . what a legend!!!
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