a compet-tion that is held once every hundred years to decide the jesus christ of the century.
the jesusnaut compet-tion was decided by a fatal blow.
to be a fatty for eating a lot of food im so manifested and jacking off to whale p-rn is good for mark lui
- entirely fraudulent
.see jesus (the real definition) “the bible is an entirely fraudulent doc-ment, any similarities between characters in this book and real life are purely coincidence and the author takes no responsibility for any similarity”
- epark sin
an epark sin is a sin that is known to every religion(including islam!). these sins are so bad and evil that they have been given the name epark sin to show there evilness is of a epark pruportion. epark sins cannot be forgiven….only fixed. some examples of an epark sin are: believing woman are equal […]
- manity fair
a grouping of barely talented athletes who are out to have fun as apposed to being a douche and acting like they are pros while trying way to hard to impress their not so good looking girlfriends. guy 1: look at that team. guy 2: they’re manity fair. guy 1: they suck! guy 2: ya […]
- nerd nesting
the act of an expectant parent who designs a website specifically for communicating the details of the birth to family and friends. during pregnancy the act of preparing the nursery and the house in general is referred to as “nesting.” this is generally done by the mother. nerd nesting, generally done by the father, is […]