Jesusness
to be of jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy.
akin to jesus.
something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.
video games:
dude, modern warfare 2 is jesusness.
they said that gta: iv was jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as h-ll.
technology:
is the ipad going to jesusness? it doesn’t seem so good right now.
pirating is jesusness.
girls:
her b–bs are jesusness! d-mn!
that -ss, even jesus would call it jesusness.
miscellaneous:
bob: the .50 caliber is always so d-mn jesus-like!
jim: it’s jesusness.
bob: it’s the same thing.
jim: true dat.
ironically, depending on your religious views, church itself may not be jesusness.
g-dly isn’t cool anymore, jesusness is the sh-t.
a word that can be used to retort phrases like “coolness and sweetness”
liz: what are you doing?
dana: 3-d modeling
liz: sweetness
dana: nah its jesusness
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