jesusposing


done mostly among trance and house djs where one extends the arms as if nailed to a cross and the crowd responds by going apesh-t.

seen repeatedly done by armin van buuren (not that i mind. . . .he’s hot -shrugs-) and tiesto.
rabidfangirl1: holy sh–! look at armin! he’s jesusposing! -faints-

rabidfangirl2: omgomgomg!! he iss!!

dude1: oh look, tiesto’s jesusposing! we should go apesh-t!
dudette1: holycr-psh–! he is!! -proceeds to go apesh-t-

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