jesussexual


jesuss-xual is a s-xual deviancy in which the afflicted are aroused only by images of the christ himself. it is estimated that there are over 10 trillion sufferers world-wide and the number is growing each day.
hi, i’m bub and i’m a jesuss-xual. oh, jesus, i love you, why won’t you love me back the same way?!

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