jesutard
noun.
1. describing a person who is simultaneously christian and stupid.
2. any person who uses their belief in jesus christ as an excuse to willfully ignore the natural world.
3. a person who maintains power by perpetuating christian beliefs which contradict the realities of nature
adjective. jesutarded
1.tammy faye bakker was a famous jesutard.
2. the pope is jesutarded
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