jet fuel

the farts you get on an airplane due to the changes in atmospheric pressure.
i had some serious jet fuel on my flight last night as we made our descent into jfk. luckily, a guy spent a while in the bathroom so everyone thought it was him.
beyond gasoline. if someone’s jet fuel towards you, they’re being more than hostile- they’re being a complete c-less castle.

also “permagasoline”. (but not always. usually just “feels” permanent.)
hypothetically, lets say i was having a bad day and was “gasoline” towards
you. if, at that time, you were to spray me in the face with diesel fuel from a squirt bottle, it would result in an instant eruption of violence, as well as putting me into a jet fuel mood towards you. and i can tell you
that most people who are not paralytically timid would react in a similar manner. under no circ-mstances to any person would such an action improve your standing with them.

add-on: i’d suggest buying diesel brand clothes instead. that may lower peoples’ gasolinism, depending on the person and fashion choice.
verb. when you go to a university house party, and you don’t bring booze but you still get plastered. because you end up taking sips of everyone else’s drinks. so you get drunk a lot faster because of the different types of alcohols mixed in your gut.
tim: dude i got so drunk at that party last night. it was ridiculous i just jet fueled through that sh-t.
according to my high school principle, joints can be laced with this substance and, when smoked, is fatal to high school swimmers.
that chick smoked a joint laced with jet fuel and she died! oh noes!
verb; to sneeze or cough while p–ping increasing the pressure and helping to finish quicker
i never would have made it to cl-ss on time if i hadn’t jet fueled through that deuce.
the use of m-ssive amounts of cocaine or other illegal narcotics
man jun did you see your man art over there in the club? yes i did you know him,always on that jetfuel.
meaning highly h-m-s-xual… ‘jet fuel’ is a term that has been formulated to describe someone who is a ‘flamer’ to a much greater extent than most other ‘flamers.’ knowing that a h-m-s-xual is a flamer means that he/she is flammable. so, if they are highly flammable they are probably jet fuel.
that guy is so gay. now that i think about it, he is jet fuel because he appears to be more gay than that other h-m- over there.

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