while in the bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty’s consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski’s at outrageously overpriced rates. the consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most p-sserby. also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.
‘pretty lady discount over here! jet ski, jet ski!” -creepy black man #1
-10 yards later-
‘jet ski for the sisters! jet ski! here!’ -creepy black man #2
me: “we’ve just been jet-skiied!”
- Jew Clap
the act of clapping on the downbeat and the third beat of a measure during a song that emphasizes the second and fourth beat. “i went to see matisyahu with my yeshiva boys and they had kept doing a jew clap the whole time.”
- lotion chimp
a particularly low-order minion — qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master. i had a morning meeting, so i had my lotion chimp come over and let the electrician in.
- Pork Winkie
slang for p-n-s his pork winkie was medium-well done.
- Frosty Goldsteen ( aka Lower Merion Gold Rush)
when a male p–ps and c-ms on the p–p, he over the p–ps in c-m like cake frosting. then she gets honey and cover the p–ps with honey. after he puts it in the freezer and waits tell if freezes and when he about to f-ck his girl friend he takes the p–p out and […]
ˈjā-märkt (adj) the act of being hidden (note: not deleted or removed) or being identified (“marked”) as a nuisance for random and meaningless facebook posts that do not always solicit a response from their friend or fan base. those hidden or “marked” usually have a feeling that “bad publicity is good publicity” but lack the […]