Jeter’s an astro


thin texas blondes who pursue rich cl-ssy black guys for the purposes of making a baby that will grow up to be the next star athlete or entertainer ala new york yankee shortstop derek jeter.

a.k.a. wall street for white girls.
amber is crazy. one minute she’s saying the n-word, next thing you know, jeter’s an astro.

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