JETPUFFED
the act of being extremely high
dude, did you see aaron last night?
yeahhhh, he was so jetpuffed.
when a drunk, limp d-ck is trying to be stuffed unsuccessfully into a v-g-n-
“it’s 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get jet puffed tonight”
jane: “dang girl, he was so wasted, i totally got jet puffed”
sally: “d-mn marshmallow d-ck”
the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. the person doesn’t necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.
originated from kraft marshmallows brand “jet-puffed”
952): “my boyfriend cheated on me…”
480): “who cares, wasn’t he fat”
952): “ya, i really got jet-puffed!”
man i really got jet-puffed, i was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.
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