jetrosexual
a term coined by virgin airlines. they are people who use a plane on almost daily basis, usually for work, but sometimes for leisure (i nthat case replace days with weeks). the jetros-xual must follow 11 commandments, which are as follows:
11. thou shalt have thine p-ssport ready to go at a moments notice.
10. thou shalt have a favorite airport and be prepared to explain why it is thine fave.
9. thou shalt not be a chatty cathy with thine seatmate.
8. thou shalt never hold up the security line.
7. thou shalt be able to order a beer in six different languages
6. thou shalt respect the five minute rule when using thine lavatory.
5. thou shalt be able to pack a week’s worth of clothes in a single carry-on bag.
4. thou shalt not own one of those inflatable neck pillows.
3. thou shalt have at least one p-ssport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.
2. thou shalt travel economy cl-ss, on rare occasions, just to keep thine self humble.
1. thou shalt leave terra firma behind in order to move business and culture forward.
forget being a metros-xual or ubers-xual. me, i’m jetros-xual
2 more definitions
1. a globetrotting jetsetter who thinks nothing of hopping on a plane to asia for a shopping spree.
2. people who deserve to be robbed and beaten.
you get the f-cking picture, think one up for yourself. paris hilton would probably be a jetros-xual.
being bi-s-xual and also having a s-xual relationship with a cow and or pig.
hannah is jetros-xual.
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