jetskinebriation


noun:

the entertaining act of person(s) steering a jet ski while behaving rambunctiously due to excess alcohol intake
“dude, man, instead of bar-hopping this weekend, we have got to pile the bros into my truck and drive down to the river. it’s time for a good jetskinebriation. lemme get the sea doo.”

“a jetskinebriation is what i need after a long week’s work.”

man on yacht: “oh my god! look over there! (points at an overturned jet ski with men in the water laughing their -sses off)

man on yacht: “are you two men okay?”

man in water: “yeah, just having an extreme jetskinebriation. no big deal.”
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jetskinebriation
noun:

the entertaining act of person(s) steering a jet ski while behaving rambunctiously due to excess alcohol intake
“dude, man, instead of bar-hopping this weekend, we have got to pile the bros into my truck and drive down to the river. it’s time for a good jetskinebriation. lemme get the sea doo.”

“a jetskinebriation is what i need after a long week’s work.”

man on yacht: “oh my god! look over there! (points at an overturned jet ski with men in the water laughing their -sses off)

man on yacht: “are you two men okay?”

man in water: “yeah, just having an extreme jetskinebriation. no big deal.”

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