Jetspiderman
biggest pimp of all time. the ladies find him completely irresistible and want to have his babies. on his worst day he can pull your girlfriend, her best friend and her sister all that the same time. he will run a train on your mom because he can. guys are jealous of him and hate on him constantly because of their gayness and shortcomings in the c-ckal area. jetspiderman is a 13 time winner of the pimp of the year award at the player’s ball — by far the most dominant performance by a pimp, ever.
he is often imitated, but never duplicated. he has had an on again, off again relationship with his duet parter, brittany, and they are releasing an alb-m in the summer that will easily sell upwards of 10 million copies due to its brilliance and awesomeness.
jetspiderman can be used as a verb to describe an incredible, dominating win over an opponent or enemy “we really jetspidermanned that group of terrorists didn’t we, sarge?”
guy who has a rather unpopular blog. he mainly prank-calls s-x hotlines as the “s-xy girl” or gets on xbox and threatens to ban kids and pretend he has more of a life than they do.
if you look around, his post is on this page. he also likes to lie for some reason.
person1: why do you look so sad?
person2: some guy called jetspiderman is making fun on me and threatening to ban me on xbox!
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