a person who irritates you, gives you an unfair deal, or is just plain dumb.
he gave me only a dollar for mowing both lawns, ugh that jeufer!
- leave it dont retrieve it
when you pump your woman from the back (preferably -n-l) and while youre piping her, you cut your d-ck off, leave it in her rump and walk home drunk. leave that d-ck there.. you dont need it anymore. plus your girl is happy because she received the most honarable prize/award known to woman. use a […]
- sack ranger
random guy in the gym locker room who checks out other guys junk… also friend who checks out your package while taking a drunken p-ss this d-mn sack ranger at the gym today had his eyes all over my sh-t man!
- lena handen
means left hand. can also be called ‘jill’ for the name the left hand can spell out. a subtle way of talking about masturbation. person 1: “got any plans for valentine’s day?” person 2: “yeah, me and lena handen are spending the night together.” person1: “you really need a girlfriend, dude.”
someone who hates children the wicked witch is a childhater a sane human being. everything about children is worth hating. they remind us of our former innocence and our present… sullied state. if you look a child in the eyes without hate, it is only because your soul (the place where your shame lives) has […]
- lenscrafter hour
about an hour, but usually 15-30 minutes longer. taken from the eyegl-ss retailers promise to have your gl-sses ready “in about an hour” which, in reality is often up to 90 minutes. mary told tibor she’d meet him in a lenscrafter hour when she saw how backed up traffic was on the road.