Jew Card
a figurative card used by jews to guilt people/get out of a situation.
david: ms. stewart, i can’t take the test tomorrow because —
ms. stewart: (sighs) lemme guess. you have another jewish holiday this week?
david: actually, no. i’m just going on a vacation to florida. i’m not using my jew card this time…
to lead someone on and then crush their romantic dreams because they aren’t jewish.
boy: i like you
girl: ok. i like you too.
boy: you aren’t jewish so it won’t work
girl: you just jew carded me.
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