when your partner releases an excessive amount of flatulence while you are both under the covers. enough gas to kill off jews in m-ss quant-ties.
dan: “dude, sally totally pulled a jew g-ssing on me last night.”
john:”woah man, mary did that to me last week after we ate chipotle!”
- burch sisters
when you can get with not only one but two girls and they are trashy sisters. where were you last night? dude i was getting with the burch sisters.
never read old messages #nrom never read old messages #nrom
- bird starch
a fetish often used when a female sticks starch from the birds in her -n-lhole waiting for the man to younger it out wow baby u getting that bird starch out good a fetish often used when a female sticks starch from the birds in her -n-lhole waiting for the man to younger it out […]
- guac on my cock
when you vomit while giving a bl-w j-b. last night my girlfriend hit me with some guac on my c-ck.
- are you thick
british saying meaning, “are you dumb?” said when someone says something so unbelievably stupid that you need to ask if they’re thick in the head. “mexico sells avocados, right?” “uh, yeah?” “well, when trump builds a wall, where are we supposed to get avocados?” “….are you thick?”