Jew napper


a jewish girl, one who typically naps a lot. logic dictates this term defines virtually all jewish girls.
david: “how was the date last night?”
jordan: “she didn’t answer her phone, this morning txted me she was sleeping!”
david: “another jew napper.”

the bachelorette weekend was a great time. unfortunately the high density of jew nappers slowed us down.

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