jew spank


when one sneakily spanks the monkey in the shower
person 1: mate ive got mad blue b-lls what am i gonna do
person 2: just have a cheaky jewspank mate it’ll be disguised and discreet
person 1: good call, i’ll be back in 10 😉
the act of being jewish or helping/communicating with a person of jewish decent.
did you know that nick is a jew spank?

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