Jew-U-I


what you get when a jewish police officer arrests you for driving under the influence because you are a drunk gentile/australian actor/director who blames jews for drunk driving laws.
officer: sir, you were swerving, please exit the vehicle.

australian gentile director/actor: jews have started all wars and killed jesus!

officer: sir, you are under arrest for jew-u-i.

australian gentile director/actor: i demand my jewish lawyer.

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