jew van

a jewish guy who has many children and thus has a van. as he goes out to cheap dinners he fills his van full of his children. hence the name jew van.
ishmal: come here my 15 children we are heading to the jew van
a hippie driving a van full of jews
trumble! i can’t believe you just hit slim with a jewvan

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