jewawhoraholic
one who loves the jews.
gunther: was gretel hanging out with avid last night?
ingrid: no, she went to shabbat dinner at jacob cohen’s.
gunther: (shocked) but aren’t she and avid going steady!?
ingrid: i thought so too!
gunther: mien gut! shes such a jewawhoraholic!
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- Jewmes Bond
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- Jim Beaver
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