Jewbate


a form of masturbation in which you wrap a dollar bill around your d-ck/d-ld- and when your about to bust you recite the ‘shema’
david: man, you gonna come to the game?
kevin: nah man, im gonna go jewbate allover my girl’s face
david: d-mn that jaint sounds f-ckin sick!

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