jewbit
derogatory term for a person who is acting cheap, stingy, or uptight (the behavior of the stereotypical jew), but is not of the jewish faith.
branden: come on ryan i’ll pay you back later, just lend me 5 bucks
ryan: no way!
branden: wow, really? dude you’re a jewbit.
pennies
the cashier ran out of jew bits to make change
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