Jewcumber
another word for a kosher pickle.
guy1: man, did you go to that jewish party yesterday?
guy2: no but i heard all the food was kosher.
guy1: yea, i think the jewc-mbers were expired.
a circ-msized (and jewish) p-n-s.
golda: “oooo-eee! that’s the biggest jewc-mber i’ve ever seen!”
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