Jew’d
also spelled “jewed”, this slang term for being cheated or outdone in trade came from the stereotype of the jewish people as shrewd bargainers and pennypinchers. not recommended to use this term in front of a member of the religion, as they may be quite offended.
hank: how much you pay for that shirt, man?
bob: $20.00
hank: dude, thats a five dollar shirt. you just got jew’d
also spelled jewed, it is the use of jew as a verb. it means that you got screwed/f-cked over in some way.
“you got jewed!”
“man, my dealer jewed me!”
when one is conned into paying much more for a good or service than it is actually worth.
“i was jewd by that rabbi who charged me 5 cents for a blessing; what a b-st-rd!”
when someone gets ripped off, less for what they payed/earned.
f-ck that pot dealer just jewd us.
we got a jewie amout of pot.
to be cheated or short changed
ahhh sh-t.. i just got jew’d by that hooker.
verb- getting cheated out of money, or being insulted by a jew without knowing that you were insulted.
1. wait a second! $2 and $3 dont add up to $10!!
2. rabi:come sit in the circle, its time to pray for our lives…
man: but i’m not jewish…
rabi: it’s okay, n-bodys perfect.
when someone throws honey roasted peanuts at you, it is called getting “jew’d” because the peanuts are roasted.
jack: hi bill!
bill: no one likes you. (-throws honey roasted peanuts at jack-) you’ve been jew’d, jack.
jack: (-cries-)
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