Jewed Up
if an object, person or thing is called or preserved to be “jewed up”, it usually means that it is f-cked up, destroyed, messed up, or just generally broken or r-t-rded to some degree. occasionally one may replace the simple “i don’t know why it’s broken.” to “this things f-cking jewed up to the max!” in order to illistrate that they have no idea as to why the object is in the current condition.
(guy 1) hey man, lets see your robot.
(guy 2) fine, there’s something wrong with it though.
-robot starts going forward then comes to a complete stop and starts spinning in circles for no perticular reason.-
(guy 1) ahahaha! that things f-cking jewed up!
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