jewed


verb. to get screwed over or cheated out of something.
dude, joel f-cking jewed me on the beer run.
to be screwed over, or tricked.
man, u just got jewed by kevin.
to be ripped off, swindled, out of money.
gas is $5 a gallon. we are getting jewed.
when a person overchrages, gives you an unfair deal, or takes more than their fair share.
i got jewed at the used car lot!
1. to be made fun of with a humorous or witty derogatory comment, to be har-ssed, insulted; 2.to be ripped off, swindled, or have bad luck heaped upon you. a reference to both the misfortune and legendary financial ability of the israelite.
1. that was hilarious! that dude really jewed the sh-t out of you.
2. the bank really jewed me on those service charges.
to haggle someone down on price. used frequently at garage sales and independent markets.
dude! check out my sweet new tape deck! it was originally marked at $4.00, but i jewed ’em down and got it for $3.25!
in rpg’s: when someone in your party takes all of the gold/items before you can.
dude, shum just jewed all of the items in diablo 2.

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