jewelry box
a woman’s v-g-n- that is adorned with several pieces of jewelry. rings, studs, etc.
“how did you date with that suicide girl go?”
“really well. turns out she has quite the jewelry box down there!”
during s-xual intercourse, once the woman has finished -rg-sming, she pulls the mans p-n-s out and swiftly punches him in the b-lls and then quickly leaves or else stays to laugh for a minute then runs out of there.
i was about to jewlery box his -ss if he didn’t finish soon.
my fiance bought my engangement ring from walmart so i jewelry boxed him when he least expected it.
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