being cheap for a goofy reason
mom: by this for your little brother.
me: i can’t afford it, i’m saving up for a liquid -ss.
mom: your jewfy!
a shy but fun girl in every way. she’s knows want she wants and go’s for it even if it’s a hard challenge. wants the best for everyone, and she lights up a room with laughter. “so jasz walked in, and that’s when it started.”
- 360 c*mshot
verb- when you’re almost there and you 360 no-scope your load across the room into the p-ssy you were just f-ck-ng for the final killcam. the other day i was feeling crazy so i 360 c-mshot’d my gf
- jon taffer
the host of the successful tv reality program, bar rescue shown on spike tv, in which jon finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (sh-tty sanitation, cr-ppy management, p–py bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the […]
- j wellington wimpy
a guy from the comic strip thimble theater, later known as popeye, who was a glutton. he would con people out for various goods, with his catchphrase, “i’ll gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today”, though never paying. he would gorge on hamburgers. j wellington wimpy would eat hamburgers.
the realest mother f-ck-r to ever walk on this earth. he will steal your girl in a heartbeat. so quick that you won’t even get a chance to say goodbye. he has a bigger cash flow than you’ve ever even thought was possible. just an overall gangster. person1: hey, why don’t you bring your girlfriend […]