jewgasm
the euphoric feeling a jew gets when he spends very little money and gets a lot in return
mendel cohen went to an all you can eat sushi buffet and ate about $150 worth of food for only $16.99. this gave mendel a jewgasm
when someone who is cheap finds out that there is a sale of any kind and has an -rg-sm from the excitement.
alex: “look at that… half off on drinks.”
schaaf: “no way! omg thats amazing!”
alex: “wow clam down, don’t have a jewgasm.”
jewgasm – (jew.gaz.zem)-n.
1. what the sight of large amounts of money, a load of dead towelheads, a democratic president, barbara streisand etc. creates in a jew.
2. what a jewish american princess fakes in order to get a bloomingdales spending card.
1. check out that guy who bought that second-hand ferrari for three grand. bet he’s jewgasming in his pants as we speak.
2. susan portnoy just spent the gdp of a small african country at bloomingdales. probably had to jewgasm a h-ll of a lot.
getting overly-excited about getting a good deal on a purchase or otherwise saving money.
d-mn, emily practically had a jewgasm over that shoe sale!
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