jewish accordion
a jewish accordion is the act of f-cking someone in the -sshole while they have their head in an oven.
person 1: dude did you f-ck sarah goldstein last night?
person 2: f-ck yeah dude! we did a jewish accordion!! she had to go to the hospital tho…
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- zunked
to be extremely drunk/wasted or high. to be extremely f-cked up/not sober. “bro we got so zunked last night” “can’t wait to get zunked on sat-rday”
- pinktard
when your p-n-s is very pink kinky: that’s very pinktard
- yuecob
it is the most beautiful and loving marriage in the history of marriages. i cry inside when i think about it. sometimes the more feminine side is more rude and mean the b-mbling masculine marshmallow, but it still works! yuecob is goals!
- shit handshake
to knowingly or unknowingly shake someone’s hand directly after having a sh-t without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarr-ssed to sniff their hands after the sh-t handshake. i’m gonna give him/her a sh-t handshake.
- chooner
someone who takes a sh-t in other peoples house’s typically to not stink up their own bathroom. often used as a derogatory term. -you took at sh-t at his house? you’re a f-cking chooner. -come finsih this set, don’t be a chooner