Jewish Handshake


another word for a hand job, or the act of a girl giving a guy a hand job.(jaking a guy off): never referred to when a male does this to himself.

you can recieve a jewish handshake, you just can’t give yourself one.
ya, stacey came over last night. she gave me the good ol’ “jewish handshake”. if you know what i mean.

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