jewish jesus taco


when a male and a female has s-x, and the male’s p-n-s is cut off by the female and the male summons a fire dragon to kill the female.
sometimes, it can also mean:
when each end of a bottle is put into a v-g-n-/-ss of a female/male and the bottle breaks. if it is ‘-ss’ and ‘male’ it is commonly known as jewish jesus sausage.
“me and bobby did the ‘jewish jesus taco’.”

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