Jewish Jizz Turtle


a man of the jewish religion who likes to enockulate or sp-ckle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: can also be done in a group setting with multiple jews and a single or lone turtle
hey do you want to play jewish j-zz turtle?

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