Jewish pain
when you make a sh#t load of money, but could have made even more.
1. i bought 100,000 stocks at 5 cents a share, and sold them at $29 a share. then, the next day they went up to $60 per share!!!! could have made an even bigger fortune. oy veh, i got jewish pain!!
2. could have saved twice as many starving orphans in africa!!
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