jewish penis


known as the smallest p-n-s in the world which belongs to jewish men. it’s made notorious by the popular joke –

“when a jewish man walks into the wall with an erection, what hits first?

his nose.”
bernie madoff’s mistress confirmed that the jewish p-n-s is very small in her tell-all book, “madoff’s other secret” by sheryl weinstein.

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    circ-mcising a man while he has p-ssed out drunk. he then wakes up with a jewish surprise. why am i speaking yiddish, oh mosseltoff! i’ve been hit by a jewish surprise!

  • Jeyssi

    a girl who got swag. brunnette,dark eyes, out going, not that tall, she loves to party, if a wh-r- gets on her way she´ll leave it to karma but contributes. loves coca cola! that sk-nk over there wants to be like jeyssi, but she´s to cheap.

  • jhynadya

    awesome friend ever could be short. very nice but sometimes rude. funny! good ? ha. person #1: you know jhynadya ? person #2: i heard of her but i dont know her person #1: sucks for you then person #2: yeah =(

  • jibro

    jibro is simply the word used following the action of masturbating successfully on the toilet, whilst having a poo-poo. “did you see that guy?? he looked like he just had a jibro!” “id jibro that s-xy lookin jibro any day!”

  • Jiffytard

    noun – any of the low level, high school drop-outs at your local jiffy lube. you know, the ones who never went on to anything else. that jiffytard better not f-ck up my car.


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