jewish perfume
the jewish perfume is when you are sitting in a chair getting a bl-w j-b and you fart. a cloud of noxious gas is expelled from your -n-s and floats around the head of the person fellating you.
man, last night i gave this sl-t i met at the bar a jewish perfume… luckily she didn’t p-ss out till after i finished.
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