jewish shuffle


the jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it’s time to pay his share of the bill and can’t seem to locate his wallet. instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can’t find his wallet. this is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.
sh-t! that sorry b-m trevor just busted out with the jewish shuffle after we ordered food at burger king. his broke -ss never has any cash!

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