jewish skills


usually used by my friends in atl to mean bad at sports, usually at basketball. for example:
you just missed two layups. you’ve really got some jewish skills.
1 more definition
1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see rain man)
2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction
3. pwning other races
“shh… i just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away”

“watch this!” pheeeeen -stick!-

that jew pwned you, you oversized persian.

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