Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)
a yearning from a penny-pinching jew to mate with females who resemble dogs, in particular that who has extremely curly, pubic hair on their head, otherwise known as a spaniel
“hey mate i can’t wait for tonight!’
“yeah same i’ve got serious jsm, i get wait to grab a spaniel”
“doctor i think i’m suffering from jewish spaniel madness (jsm)”
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