jewliday


a jewish religious holiday.
jew + holiday – ho = jewliday
ari broke his schnoz running into a wall after drinking too much wine on a jewliday.
a contraction or abbreviation of “jewish holidays” like hanukah or yom kippur or rosh hashanah, etc., etc., etc.
boy, the office is really quiet today with so many people out for the jewlidays.

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