jewlo
a jewish girl who wants to look s-xy and pretty (like jlo) but at the same time observe jewish traditions.
“jewlo recognizes that the jewish female has been underrepresented in the world of pop culture…. jewlo believes that s-xuality and religion are not incompatible…. jew.lo gives props to zaftig jewish figures, recognizing that a girl need not be a stick figure to be hot, and that a true dish loves her knish”
hey, this gurl is for sure a jewlo.
one of jewish background who acts like a cholo.
he took a picture flashing the other guys wallet, necklace and bracelet, with his shirt tucked into his jeans, and wearing a visor upside down and to the side, and he’s jewish…therefore i called him and jewlo
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