a fictional island that exists in the minds of jewish stoners that combines the best of rastafarian and jewish cultures.
comes from a combination of the words “jew” and “jamaica.”
“matisyahu’s next concert will be hosted in jewmaica, where steel drums play klezmer music, and weed is smoked all week except on shabbos.”
- tom grieve
a non-alcoholic mixed drink of diet c-ke/pepsi and grenadine. it can also be garnished with a cherry. is distinguished from a roy rogers by containing diet rather than non-diet cola. “i don’t always drink non-alcoholic beverages, but when i do, i make it a tom grieve. stay thirsty my friends.” ~most interesting man in the […]
- minge marmite
when the -ss is wiped from the wrong direction causing sh-t to be pulled forward covering the minge in poo, thus making it look like marmite. minge covered in sh-t sh-tty minge minge marmite
a slightly taller older gentleman with grey in his m-ssive beard. may be a little weird but still has a beard. did you see that misterbeardo walking down the street? he has an awesome beard yo!
n an interesting member of the modern species of humans, the deputkal is the lowest of this primate family hominidae in brain functions. he shares the sole common trait with the rest of his species of being a bidped. this disgusting creature exists soley for the amus-m-nt and joy from mockey by other creatures. i […]
when hair is no longer “poofy”, like ray toro’s of my chemical romance omg did you see jon’s hair today? it’s finally de-ray’d!