jewnani
basically, the opposite of a landing strip. shaved v-g-n- down the middle, but long hasidic jew sideburns on the sides.
i went out with this girl from j-date, and when i finally got her home and got her pants off, i was amazed to see hasidic jew sideburns down there. that was some good jewnani.
jewish v-g-n-.
widely regarded as the “tightest” v-g-n- among females.
“d-mn, that b-tches jewnani was tighter than a mosquito’s -ss stretched over a rain barrel!!”
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