Jewnap


when someone stole something of yours, and you are fully aware, and okay with it because they are “jewish” (note, they do not actually have to be jewish)
my quarter fell on the ground and my jewish friend picked it up, so i just let him jewnap it.
a short nap. the word comes from the stingy stereotype about jewish people and nap, a short slumber.

a jewnap usually lasts for no longer than an hour.
school was so long today. i’m going to take a quick jewnap before dinner.
the action of kidnapping a jew.
oh holy sh-t. it’s a jew.

let’s jewnap it !

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